ThE WaVeS ROLL oN

The Waves Roll On!

I hope you never have to feel the way I do

Let my tell you

It sucks when you lose someone that is close to you!

I guess I’m just jealous that your in a peaceful slumber and

I’m still here wandering aimlessly and OUT OF CONTROL.

Broke

Wish I had $$ to buy a Bottle

So I can drown my sorrows

Luckily my Savior gave me a little piece of Sanity.

Well on the Flip Side

Trying to Finalize my contract 4 my Show,

Silent Witness or Silent Witnesses.

Gonna be on some episodes of Party Utah on Channel 2

Or partyutah.com (if you don’t live in Utah)

Gonna have a Black & White Party at Mi Casa

This Saturday Night, Hell Yeah!!! Party Time

Gonna have Dancers, Tons of Booze, A DJ,

Tons and Tons of Girlz & of course Omeid Tizpa

Counting down the days to Sundance

Trying to persuade my Friend Caleb LeBrun 2

Move down to Salt Lake From Coeur d’Alene

He was the Post-Production Assistant for Lions for Lambs.

Which was Directed by Robert Redford, who happens to be the

President and Founder of the Sundance Film Festival here in Park City!!

F.C.U.K U 2

F.Y.I 
This is a continuation of my 1st rant labeled F.C.U.K


So Fuck your precious society,

FCUK your religious standards,

Fuck your Moral Fiber!!!!!

Fuck YOUR LAST CALL,

Pour my drink right

NOW BITCH!!!

FUCK THE LAW! MY SHOTGUN DOESN’T TALK BACK

fUCK THE LIARS, I LOVE THE hATeRZ. WANT THE # TO MY LAWYER

Rest In Peace Johnnie MuthaFuckin Cochran. 

Fuck the TSA

I don’t travel in midget siZe

FUCK GOD

Fuck Religion

Fuck Tithing, My money I$ mine not yourz BITCH!!

FUCK THE RATINGs, Read my Blog, Watch my Show!

Titties Can’t be rated, censored or covered up

Pasties WTF is that (if u live in the bible belt U know what I’m fucking talking ‘bout)

Fuck your Time, FUCK YOUR LIFE

Fuckin thinking it’s all about you

When you KNOW IT’s ALL ABOUT ME

Later Fuckers

"All I know is I don't want to follow in the footsteps of my dad
Cause I hate him so [Fuckin!]bad
The worst fear that I had was growin' up to be like his fuckin' ass
If you could understand why I am the way that I am
What do I say to my fans, when I tell 'em i'm" I don't want to be here anymore...


At nothin', this world's too much
I've swallowed all I could
If I could swallow a bottle of tylenol I would, and end it for good
Just say goodbye" Fuckers

Recall Notice

RECALL NOTICE:

The Maker of all human beings (GOD) 

is recalling all units manufactured

regardless of make, model and year

due 2 a serious defect in the primary & central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. 

This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed. 

Some of the symptoms include: 

• Loss of direction 
• Foul vocal emissions 
• Amnesia of origin 
• Lack of peace & joy 
• Selfishness 
• Violent behavior 
• Depression or confusion in the mental component 
• Fearfulness 
• Idolatry 
• Rebellion

The Manufacturer (GOD), who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing a factory-authorized service and repair, Free of charge to correct this defect.

The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of this staggering cost of repairs. There is no additional fee required.

The website to visit for repairs is: PRAYER.GOD 
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE link. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component. 
  No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with: 

• Love 
• Joy 
• Peace 
• Patience 
• Kindness 
• Goodness 
• Faithfulness 
• Gentleness 
• Self Control 

  Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these replacements. 

WARNING: 

Continuing to operate this corrupt unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list & will result in the corrupt unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus. 
 
  P.S. Please assist by notifying others of this important recall notice, you may contact the manufacturer at any time by "Knee mail"

I think this is hella funny and thought I would be gracious and gift you this common knowledge. Inspired by someone with spiritual guidance but posted and edited by me (The Mexican Messiah)